Phantom Time Hypothesis

Slenderchild ≥ photo bomb child.

I still quote this commercial.

smell of the day.

no

I get home like oh hai cat.

oh hai cat takes a shit on the floor

Oh bai cat.

handsomedogs:

Ike is almost 6 months old now and is still looking like Bolt.

LOOKS LIKE GIRLFRIEND WHO ALSO LOOKS LIKE BOLT

This hair is brown. These pants are high.

sniffling:

poor madeline

you fucking cunt

Anonymous

I don’t care what you say, as long as its about me.

THATS FALL OUT BOIIIIIIII

intersouls:

lascocks:

samandriel:

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

This belongs on my blog

run faster barbara they’re gaining on u

oh my god

nevver:

This is my favorite song

bout to get my hair did b4 work

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.